haha =)) *gelak guling2*

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you
run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I
look at a naked
lady, I'll turn into
stone. A part of me is getting hard
already!


(2) NAMES OF WIVES

A malay man had 4 wives, and he called
his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !


(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his
mistress while
thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him "is
it In
Dear?"...


(4) RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than
women because
every-night men get fresh
milk & 2 big papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1
tea-spoon of
starch!


(5) ARAB MAN

An arab was being interviewed at a US
checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even
camel !"


(6) SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory
service, and
sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service"


(7) HAPPY MAN

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing
persons"


(8) SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the
DAIRY
section.


(9) GOOD AMBITION

Teacher: What do
you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only
profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her
clothes and
ask her husband to pay for
it.


(10) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so
painful, I'll
rather have a baby
than
have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll
adjust the
chair accordingly."


(11) VIRGIN

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die.
wanted
her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A
VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "
RETURNED UNOPENED "


(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr
girl.
On their first night both were crying -
why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he
had forgotten
everything.